Misfit (St. Bernhard)
Today in my GCSE class I was praising the small clay sculpture one of the girls had made that was based on the works of Thomas Grünfeld; in it she had combined a duck and a fox. After a bit of tweaking to fix the wonky beak, I told her:
“Oooh, you’ve done a really good job on that. What an excellent fox and duck blend you’ve made… A Dox, or perhaps a… er…”Hilarity all round.