Tuesday 23rd February
Cheryl (formerly) Kerl on TwitterThe Nation's "Actual Bodily Harm but not racialist of course" Sweetheart.
Typical entries include:
"Aall these storees aboot wor Ash? Well it ill befits uz tuh commint. One prefaws tuh rees aburve meeah tittil-tattil man pet."
"Ah someteimes think Ah should pack in mei music an gan an dee summat moa worthwhile. Leike mebbes woak in Human Resaosaz."
"Mei produca seys Ah'm layin doon sum killah choons an veebs in the studieu. Man, burrAh havven a scooby doo wharreez on aboot"
