Tuesday 1st May
The Pin Up Files
New imaginary punter lapdance track: Snoop Dogg - From tha Chuuuch to da Palace
(Lo-rider awesomeness on display in the video at three minutes)
Even though I am definitely not having a thin day I be grindin' hard in front of the mirror... Snoo... Ooop!
I remember when me and M used to pretend we were the girls sitting on the back seat of the lo-riders from Still D.R.E. and sort of bounce ourselves up and down. In the middle of the classroom. Standing up. Golden days for sure...
Pay day means I am itching for all sorts of pointless underwear purchases. Woo. When purchasing a new printer the retiree at the till appreciated my intelligent questioning about ink capacities and told me to leave the big box at the till whilst I meandered to get extra cartridges.
Me: Thanks... You wouldn't want to make me work now would you?
Retiree: You've already got a lovely figure- We wouldn't want you to waste away to nothing now would we?
Then some freeeaaaak started beeping at me in my dirtmobile before blowing several kisses at me when I turned to look. It must be the weather. And the big sunglasses that cover my face.
monky posted 207 words at 23:07 on 1/05/07
