If you want lurve and attention call me ;)

Ooooh... Is that a proposition?

I have to say that although I do get excited at the prospect of lurve and attention from you (who wouldn't), I was hoping for lurve and attention from someone altogether different.

I hope I have not crushed all your hopes there. Remember i'm always available to remind you of how delicious you are :D

Does 'lurve' cover being obscene? I'm hoping so, because of late i've been having horrible desires* to start my obscenity-filled evening (in my head of course) by eating someone's face for a while before pushing them up against a friendly wall and progressing from there... Ah, 'tis a pure and chaste love I be afflicted by :D

I've had a glass or two of hard liquor this evening (heh... can you tell?) and have just finished watching Downfall... it left me feeling fairly glum but your comment has as usual cheered me up. Viele Danke.

By the way, your photos are fucking awesome. Gorgeous colours and really interesting angles and compositions. I must say I think you are growing as a photographer- I mean I think you are making headway. Honest.

* Apologies for the excessive detail

Pure and chaste lurve on the open seas eh? I getcha.

As for dirty telephone calls I will need to wait until 3 replenish my free minutes allowance as I have exceeded them with gusto this month. URK!

In the meantime I'm available for texting (got hundreds of the free bastards) and dirty msning if you text me to come online. ("a/s/l?", "wanna cyber?")

LOVE YOU!

AND hooray for comments re: photography. I was most pleased with the results and with your praise :) If you're lucky and I'm not lazy I'll make you a calender of rotten apples and murderous spiders for Christmas. Fact.