Thursday 17th June
Hooray. An aspirational product and investment purchase rolled into one. Kitten-Kit (they're based in Essex, heh) make the Kitten Pole- a portable pole-dance, erm, pole. When in about five years time I can afford to live in something slightly bigger than a single room it would go in the opposite corner from the punchbag.
They will even flog you a fake smoke detector to hide away the ceiling socket that the pole plugs into. Hmm. I wonder if they sell cover-ups for wall plates? Mind you, these shackles would look really quite nice screwed into the bedposts. Aspirational and investment Part Two: Kadett//Car Double buckle leather wrist restraints. Delightful. I even like the furry ones- I suppose they would be more comfortable, although all their products look very well made.
Ingredients: Ropes and Karabiners- not for climbing. A whip- not for dressage. A blindfold- not to help with beauty sleep. Then there's the small matter of finding someone to experiment on (who is willing return the favour). Aspirational indeed.
Cobra Whips (beautiful but bit too scary for my liking)
Honour
Quality Control
Tickleberry (crazy male chastity devices)
