Sunday 29th June
Have you ever wanted to physically harm someone? Well, i have and on many occasions. This is because i'm mad, bad and oh-so dangerous to know. Annoying girls whipping you with their hair? Small boys in the circle pit overflowing into your face? Passed over for promotion? You're being used as a doormat once again? Or perhaps you've just had enough of life and Post Office queues. Stab. sTaB. STaB. Go on, make them suffer. You'll feel better for it. For a while anyway.
