Out of idle curiosity today I checked my junk email account. I found the following:
I work for the Daily Mirror and am doing some research on Apprentice star Yasmina Siadatan, who I believe was in your year at [redacted] School?
It is rumoured that she was kicked out of school at some point for dealing drugs.
If you know anything about this, or can help me with anything else concerned Yasmina, could you email me at email@example.com.
It would be much appreciated and we’ll certainly make it worth your while.
Dear [redacted]I was in fact in Yasmina’s class for at least a year or so; she never went out of her way to be mean to me (unlike some) but I was never in her social sphere. She had breasts and mature beauty in abundance and I was (and am still) rather lacking in those attributes.
I hope you don’t mind me writing to you but I am a journalist covering The Apprentice. As you probably know, Yasmina has made it onto the show. What with it being one of the most viewed programmes of the season, everyone is interested in it. So, I am trying to get in touch with anyone who knew her at school, and see from
that you too went to [redacted] School.
I am hoping to write a positive piece about Yasmina to give readers an idea about the girl behind the screen. If you have any pictures, stories or anecdotes, therefore, they would be very gratefully received.
Do call me on 07880 860 042 or email me on firstname.lastname@example.org.
So, “journalists”- Contact me looking for dirt and give me generic email addresses? GO FUCK YOURSELVES.